WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND
I almost spit out my water
1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
"whats your sexuality?" "money"
Let’s write “I Love You” in different languages
Je t’aime (French)
Я кохаю тебе! (Ukrainian)
Kocham Cię (Polish)